Archive for June, 2006
Well it’s about time I added another exciting episode into my ever enthrawling blog ((((yawn!)))) Well this week I’ve been working really, I have hit the gym big time this week taking just one day out! Thursday when we played those guys from the Carribean, I was actually quite shocked that they played quite well, even after all those spliffs maan! BTW that is as about as deep as I will EVER get into football, nuff said…
I visited Chain and Angel earlier this week, nice wall effect! Angel dished up some Spag Bol mightily received as I had starved myself, except a sausage and egg muffin from the unmentionable burger retailer that AM. Erm no word from the parents, it maybe so that they have been abducted by a gang of Islamic Fundamentalist Kangaroos who are currently debating a ransom, probably bark, insects, leaves, fruits and roots. Which is apparently, what they eat…But there maybe the odd Jihad Kanga who may insist he explodes himself for the sake of 40 virgin kangaroos. It is a strange world we inhabit. Sure I’ll hear from them soon, before they come home hopefully as I have kinda re-arranged the house to suit me a bit… And need to mow the damn lawn! Its hovering at between ankle and knee height at mo, hmmm… knee height sounds bad and its only got half a shin to go.
Today (Friday) was not bad really, had a nice drive back along the B269 and on into ashdown forest, one good thing about driving alot is you find back ways to avoid anywhere and they are normally very picturesque. Gave Chain a shout on 2 meters from the top of the forest and heard someone reply! Turns out it was actually Chain with very quite audio, I thought it was some dude trying for a signal report, so I basically ignored it. Wasn’t until Boship roundabout (9 miles from Chain) that I actually realised it was him coming back to me after all. Ashdown Forest incidentally is a respectable 30 miles in comparison, sad you may think but if you had witnessed the bodge up on my mobile antenna not 2 days ago, you would be impressed.
Me and my life…ok, spose. Looking forward to tomorrow at Chain and Angels, I may have a beer or two and participate in some PS2 Fuelled LUNACY!!!! Till then…bfn
June 16th, 2006
I don’t like to unnecessarily complicate things though I can handle complexity, If it aint broke don’t fix it is one of my motto’s although modifications and improvements to it is something else altogether. I think deeply and I can talk at the same time, anything nature has to offer intrigues me celebrity bores me. Slightly fed up with it all, which is not good as it saps what little motivation I have, which means I end up doing sod all about it. Need a goal…Thought about going to college…Again! (the thought bit not going to college) I certainly cannot carry on the same as I do, my life so far has been abundant with perpetual change, sometimes my own doing sometimes other influences, but different from year to year. The thought of getting a mortgage and forcing myself to work at some shitty job I don’t want to do worries the piss outa me, I aint built that way…In fact I might go and live in a forest somewhere and survive by drinking rain water and eating stinging nettles!
Oh and Happy Birthday Yvey!!!
June 10th, 2006
Been really tired so far this week, trouble dragging my arse out of bed in the mornings. Not sure why, just seems to make everything hard work, weather’s been good though nice and warm but not hot, I cant stand humid weather unless I’m in shorts with nothing to be done and a bar no far from sight. Apparrently getting hotter towards the weekend, we’ll see. Had some dick head decide to drive into the side of me yesterday (Wednesday) and then blame me as he was indicating! I just switched off, got his details and said well we’ll see what the insurers say, got back in the van and drove off leaving him picking up peices of his door mirror from the road. Actually have spoken to Chain this week, it all began on the 6th at 5.45pm, seems he hasn’t eloped with the Jamaican woman up the road he was stripping wallpaper. Right I better get off my bum and go forth and pretend to be a Service Engineer for a few hours, I’m in Coulsden today, must admit I’m getting a bit unhappy about work, I only wish I’d followed my passion, I always dreaded the thought of going into plumbing, although this isn’t really plumbing it stinks of it sometimes.
June 8th, 2006
Sunday was really just a day of housework…! Then rewarded myself by wandering to the pub and buying a pint or two of Directors, Jon the plumber came in and had a natter then started boggling my mind with geometrics, tetrahedrons and dodecahedrons, I managed to follow some of it but my eyes soon glazed over. All in all a naff day.
June 5th, 2006
Saturday killed myself down the gym, mananged 5,000 meters on the rowing machine at no.10 (the hardest level) in just under 24 minutes which aint bad. Did a circuit on all the weights and then decided to give one of those big ball things a go, tried some sit ups and lost my balance, rolled backwards arms and legs everywhere and clouted my bonce on the floor. Would’ve been really embarrassing but no-one noticed. did half hour in the sauna and 15mins in the steam room then popped up to see the girls. Attacked the lawn as I was convinced I noticed some kind of swamp creature roaming in it the other day. Was hard work to be true, and wasn’t cutting properly as still wet underneath, so did a bit and left to dry in the sun and did a bit more, which was really boring.
I really have no Idea how to make anything I do sound interesting as you can probably tell, my life is rather dull! I feel like going on a trip round the world and filling the blog as I go, anyone wanna give me 20 grand?
June 5th, 2006
Questions unanswered, better left unspoken… Organised my world today, then stuffed 3 hours into the gym, came out feeling like a lump of brown squidgey stuff… Tried to mow the forest that was once a lawn, was still damp though and the mower is a load of old poo. Just danced around my sub-concious self for the rest of it untill I was in the state that I could fall asleep….
June 4th, 2006
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