Archive for September, 2006
Hello…Jade is avec moi, she is gonna take over…hello how r you my dads abit weird but you’ll get over it well anyway no afense to chavs but…. actully forget that . chavs r really annoying they have their hair tied back really tight , chunky hoop earrings always swearing and drinkin it get on my nerves they may be really nice people when their not drunk or high which is never so anybody that reads this that is a chav soz ur prob really nice but i just dont like u. im not a girly girl or a tomboy im just me i dont like people that think there well hard it bugs me im just not that kind of person well im 12 my names jade at thats what i have to say about me bye
September 23rd, 2006
Hmmm…Seems I wrote a load of stuff yesterday then did something daft and lost the bloody lot!
After a week working for Hedley Visick (Heating Firm) I’m finding it extremely laid back, which is cool as I don’t handle stress too well, usually end up in a road accident or telling people to poke things into places where they would never fit in the real world. Which reminds me, I was giving my Daughter a lift home yesterday (mmm…nice estate called Shinewater known locally as Crimewater) and some kiddy decided to fling himself infront of the van! Tyres screatchin and a distinct aroma of melting rubber, I probably had about 14 gallons of adrenaline suddenly release into my bloodstream, at which time, stupidly, the kiddy I nearly smeared up the tarmac looked at me and said, “Watch it you F*****g Twat!” I slung open the door as he very quickly made a motion towards his Chav mates hanging around outside the Co-op, and I released a venomous string of abuse which I will not go into detail about. He just argued back checking over his shoulder intermittently to make sure his mates were still there. Bloody Dick ‘Eds, it was proof enough for me that the decay in our society today is irreversible, these kids just have no moral fibre and dis-respect any kind of authority. My Brother is a Firefighter and commonly has these pricks make a 999 call just so they can hurl bricks at them! We should make them all sterile, half the problem is that these people end up with kids, usually before they are legally allowed to drive, and these mini-chavs will be teens by 2020. Ugh!!! TWATS! NEway NuFF Said.
What More Can I Say!
September 15th, 2006
Didn’t sleep a wink last night and feel like a zombie right now. Has someone poured acid into my eyes? Spent the day in a disabled home cleaning out dust from low suface temperature radiators, and it was bastard hot (the day, not the rads). The staff there eventually found it in their hearts to give me a drink of water, but I had to ask first. Had a phone call last night from a guy I applied to as an assistant technical roadie DJ kinda thing, sounds really quite interesting and I think he was gonna offer me the job. Err.. I’m gonna add to this later as I’m having a seizure at the moment.
September 11th, 2006
Interesting news? No, not here, sorry, just some old twat going on about apparently sod all. Oh, I start fixing boilers again on Monday, woo…hoo :-I Hmmmn, well would have some pics and a particularly amusing video of Chain to put here, but unfortunately my camera has been involved in some kind of anal shafting. I could write about all the stuff thats been going on, my plans for the future and what I hope to gain in the coming months, but I’m not going to. Think I need some kind of inspiration, things have been soooo flat of recent I believe I am actually dead, life is apparently what you make it…I disagree, it’s what other people make of it, anyway you need materials to make things.
RIP Steve Irwin, apparently Jimmy Nail has offered to sing Crocodile Shoes at his funeral, Sting’s performance was turned down as it was felt it would be inappropriate.
September 7th, 2006
