Ho Ho Ho!

December 24th, 2007

Wahey it’s Christmas Eve:
Lick my balls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la!

Advice for the chilled at heart among us, ignore the queues at (*insert preferred supermarket chain here*) or the fairy light daubed habitats of neighbour’s you don’t even know the names of, just sit back and remember what the celebration is all about:
xmas tree at Nelsons Column“As Christmas draws nearer once again, it is worthwhile to consider the origin and meaning of this celebration which has become deeply ingrained in our national psyche. All readers will be familiar with the story of the Nativity, but what about the other things for which this time of the year has become known?

Father Christmas:

Not many people know that Father Christmas is based on a real person, St. Nicholas, which explains his other name ‘Santa Claus’ which comes from the Dutch ‘Sinterklaas’. Nicholas was a Christian leader from Myra (in modern-day Turkey) in the 4th century AD.

He was very shy, and wanted to give money to poor people without them knowing about it. It is said that one day, he climbed the roof of a house and dropped a purse of money down the chimney. It landed in the stocking which a girl had put to dry by the fire! This may explain the belief that Father Christmas comes down the chimney and places gifts in children’s stockings.

Christmas Cards:

The custom of sending Christmas cards started in 1840 when the first ‘Penny Post’ public postal deliveries began. As printing methods improved, Christmas cards were produced in large numbers from about 1860. They became even more popular when a card could be posted in an unsealed envelope for one half-penny – half the price of an ordinary letter.

Christmas Day:

Although there is no evidence that Christ was actually born on Christmas Day, the prevalence of the pagan Winter Solstice festivals centred around 21 December were absorbed into the Christian calendar to mark the events in the Bible.

The prominence of Christmas Day increased gradually after the Frankish King Charlemagne was crowned on Christmas Day in 800. Around the 12th century, the remnants of the former Saturnalian traditions of the Romans were transferred to the Twelve Days of Christmas (26 December – 6 January).

Other Names:

The word Christmas originated as a contraction of “Christ’s mass”. It is derived from the Middle English Christemasse and Old English Cristes mæsse. Since the mid-16th century, the Roman letter X, was used as an abbreviation for Christ. Hence, Xmas is often used as an abbreviation for Christmas.

After the conversion to Christianity of Anglo-Saxon Britain in the very early 7th century, Christmas was referred to as geol, the name of the pre-Christian solstice festival from which the current English word ‘Yule’ is derived. Yule was a pagan Northern European tradition which was centred around gift giving, the “burning Yule log” and other symbols which have long since been incorporated into the celebration we have today.

The Christmas Tree:

The Christmas tree is often explained as a Christianisation of pagan tradition and ritual surrounding the Winter Solstice, which included the use of evergreen boughs, and an adaptation of pagan tree worship. The English language phrase “Christmas tree” is first recorded in 1835, and represents an importation from the German language.

The modern Christmas tree tradition was introduced to England, first via Queen Charlotte, wife of George III, and then more successfully by Prince Albert during the reign of Queen Victoria.

Boxing Day:

In English-speaking countries, the day following Christmas Day is called ‘Boxing Day’. This word comes from the custom which started in the Middle Ages around 800 years ago: churches would open their ‘alms boxe’ (boxes in which people had placed gifts of money) and distribute the contents to poor people in the neighbourhood on the day after Christmas. The tradition continues today – small gifts are often given to delivery workers such as postal staff and children who deliver newspapers.”

source: www.bnp.org.uk

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. cam  |  December 24th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    Happy christmas dude for me it`s one day i worry about fuck all and have a vodka injected snowball to start the day and many others as the day goes on .. ok ok snowball is a bit girly but they taste fantastic and my mother is a demon with the vodka anyhow 1 more little fact that i am sure you are well aware of santa was green, in dress not in skin tone ,and it was coca cola that changed his clobber to red .. anyway mate hope you get enough socks boxers and razors to see you through till next year and wish the family a good one for me .. over to roz`s nw yr eve marcuses sister she`s haveing a do,if ya that way inclined give me a holla 🙂

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