Steam Room Shenanigans.

October 29th, 2007

I was at the gym this morning for 3 hours, I nearly always spend 15 mins or so in the steam room afterwards which is relaxing and has menthol scented steam which is great for my nose/sinuses. Normally it’s empty and I can wander around making strange noises whilst swinging various limbs around. Though if there is somebody in there, or if someone comes in, I sit down very civilized and behave myself, occasionally a comment or a few maybe passed but I never start a conversation with a practically undressed man who has nothing but a towel/pair of speedo’s protecting his dignity. Having said that, this is a unisex steam room and the occasional woman does walk in usually in swim wear, but never the fit ones you see working out in the gym (tsk). Today however, there was a lady in there who was breathing purposefully deeply and making a lot of noise about it too, I found this quite irritating. One thing about the steam room is that it is made of plastic and the steam condenses all over the inside, including the ceiling, so every time the door closes quite a few large drops of water fall inside. So, I leave to get a cold shower close the door…hard, shower then return. 10mins later I do the same and she leaves….Yay! Room to myself. It maybe my antics had no effect whatsoever on her decision to leave, she might have just been hot.

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