Traffic! Grrr…

October 8th, 2007

As you may notice there’s a mp3 player under the header, also you may notice if you use Microsoft Internet Explorer, it doesn’t work properly, though in Firefox it works perfectly. If you click play in IE you will notice it will load a playlist that has absolutely nothing to do with where my HTML points to (my URL). It seems to load some strange internet radio channel that plays a load of seemingly unheard of tracks by vague artists and ignores the code I put in linking it to my server where I have uploaded tracks that I wanted to be in the playlist. (GASP!(*takes a deep breath*)). I don’t get it, can anyone help before I pick up this machine, hurl it through the window, go into the garden, collect the remains and piss all over them!

Today I went to London… I decided to get the train from Polegate instead of the town centre station where it is impossible to park, cheaply. The only other Eastbourne station is Hampden Park, this I ruled out straight away as the area seems to be ruled by Chavs and I was concerned I’d return to my car upside down and maybe with a small family squatting inside. Polegate however, is not too busy, has a large car park, ticket office all nice and open plan and easy peasy. But as I entered the High Street which is usually unpopulated by large vehicles and long queues (when the level crossing isn’t closed), I end up in a queue of traffic blocked by two buses, two car spaces forward and an articulated lorry appears from a side turning, then another lorry decides to do a 3 point turn, one space more and some pillock lets out yet another artic from the same side turning….You get the picture, all in all this normally quite(ish) little high street had at one point, in various modes of maneuvering, 4 articulated lorries, 3 buses and another 3 large vans plus all the other traffic, all because of the knob heads that decided it was a good plan to hold the entire population of Eastbourne up to do their deed for the day and let them all out…. OK, so I’m moaning, normally it wouldn’t bother me as I’d be at work and being paid to sit on my arse watching idiots thinking they are setting a good example to other drivers by being polite, (if they had driven through, the road would’ve been clear within a minute, I’m sure the lorry drivers wouldn’t have been bothered too much, plus they could’ve turned out onto an empty road a lot easier!) when in reality they’re clogging the town up!

We all know the story of the old lady off to deliver a cake to her gentleman friend in the next town one sunny Monday morning, she gets in her Citreon 2CV6, pulls out the choke and hangs her handbag on it, drives along the main “A” road to the next town at 30mph with a 2 mile queue of infuriated drivers behind her. No one in the queue can overtake because of the winding road. When she arrives at her Gentleman friends’ house, he welcomes her with a peck on the cheek and asks how the drive in was? “Oh lovely,” she replies, “Not another car on the road.”

Anyway I met a lady friend in Piccadilly Circus and we had lunch, all very nice and will be in London again in a few weeks so Helen, find a jacket spud restaurant, although the salad today was mighty fine. Attended my appointment at the Neurological Hospital, spoke to Dr. Lee and his associates including a Dietician, Liver Specialist and some lady Doctor who just nodded and smiled the whole way through, to be honest I think she had drawn eyes on her glasses and was actually nodding off! Have to go back soon to get some up to date info on phenylalanine free foods and recipes, another day off work, Yay!

Blimey…That’s long winded, better wrap up or else you’ll have squares imprinted on your forehead where you’ve fallen asleep on the keyboard.

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