This made me laugh!
Add comment July 1st, 2008
I dunno how, but I got ripped off £5 for trying this; yes I see see Chain pissing his pants right now, the irony of this situation is, “It’s an intelligence test.”

4 comments June 29th, 2008
Having been to Hospital I was confronted by a Nurse who said, “Do you know who you remind me of?”
Now I’ve had this alot so I decided to do some research.


Hmmm… I’m not so sure.
3 comments June 27th, 2008
I’ve got the scanner out and have decided to get some old photo’s online. This is some of the fun I had when I was in Australia in 2000 at my cousins in Brisbane. I ended up ditching the car in the pond and having to tow it out with a Ute! (4X4)



2 comments June 17th, 2008
I believe I should be rich! All this dickin’ around not being able to get done the things that would make a difference is a complete waste of energy. If I was lucky enough to win the Lotto Jackpot there are a million things I would take on, people that do win and then say, “This money won’t change my life at all,” and stay at work need to be shot in the head and the money given to someone who will make good use of it. After all if it isn’t going to change anything in their lives, what was the bloody point of buying the ticket in the first place? Muppets!!!
Add comment June 11th, 2008
A very interesting theory has been developed by Mark Changizi a cognitive scientist, about how we interpret the world around us and also could explain certain optical illusions that we all perceive. It’s to do with how long it takes us to process the visual information from our eyes into images processed in the brain (approx 0.1S), this may seem relatively insignificant, but if you are going to catch out that Ozzy batsman instead of receiving a mouthful of broken teeth, it becomes all the more important. It has been declared that evolution has programmed us to instinctively warp the images around us to correct distortions created by movement of ourselves around our environment. So if we are walking along a street for example we will be visualising certain areas one tenth of a second before we actually see them (???), so we are kind of looking into the future! Have a look at this:

The converging lines toward a vanishing point (the spokes) are cues that trick our brains into thinking we are moving forward — as we would in the real world, Since we aren’t actually moving and the figure is static, we misperceive the straight lines as curved. If you imagine the perspective of a door frame as you walked through it, you begin to understand how our perception compensates and why these static parallel lines seem to bulge near the center. Have a look at this one:

In this illusion, looming toward the center leads to the brightness expanding outward, while looming away does the opposite, exactly the same rules at work.
This is however only a theory, but a pretty cool one…
2 comments June 3rd, 2008