{"id":87,"date":"2006-11-23T17:35:37","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T17:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=87"},"modified":"2006-11-23T17:35:37","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T17:35:37","slug":"i-aint-arf-getting-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"I Aint &#8216;Arf Getting Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right, I&#8217;m gonna moan about my general health now! My ear&#8217;s ringing like a bastard and everything sounds totally weird, my tooth (or what&#8217;s left of it) is starting to get painful, now my wrist where I nearly chopped my hand off is giving me shooting pains whenever I use tools in that hand, and my dodgey toe is giving me grief again! Strangely by the way, all these ailments are all on my right hand side. My left is perfect! (luckily I dress to the left \ud83d\ude09 ) Next it will be my right knee that plays up, which has happened before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right, I&#8217;m gonna moan about my general health now! My ear&#8217;s ringing like a bastard and everything sounds totally weird, my tooth (or what&#8217;s left of it) is starting to get painful, now my wrist where I nearly chopped my hand off is giving me shooting pains whenever I use tools in that hand, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}