{"id":76,"date":"2006-09-15T16:48:13","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T16:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2006-09-15T16:48:13","modified_gmt":"2006-09-15T16:48:13","slug":"76","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Chavs Need To Die!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hmmm…Seems I wrote a load of stuff yesterday then did something daft and lost the bloody lot!<\/p>\n

After a week working for Hedley Visick (Heating Firm) I’m finding it extremely laid back, which is cool as I don’t handle stress too well, usually end up in a road accident or telling people to poke things into places where they would never fit in the real world. Which reminds me, I was giving my Daughter a lift home yesterday (mmm…nice estate called Shinewater known locally as Crimewater) and some kiddy decided to fling himself infront of the van! Tyres screatchin and a distinct aroma of melting rubber, I probably had about 14 gallons of adrenaline suddenly release into my bloodstream, at which time, stupidly, the kiddy I nearly smeared up the tarmac looked at me and said, “Watch it you F*****g Twat!” I slung open the door as he very quickly made a motion towards his Chav mates hanging around outside the Co-op, and I released a venomous string of abuse which I will not go into detail about. He just argued back checking over his shoulder intermittently to make sure his mates were still there. Bloody Dick ‘Eds, it was proof enough for me that the decay in our society today is irreversible, these kids just have no moral fibre and dis-respect any kind of authority. My Brother is a Firefighter and commonly has these pricks make a 999 call just so they can hurl bricks at them! We should make them all sterile, half the problem is that these people end up with kids, usually before they are legally allowed to drive, and these mini-chavs will be teens by 2020. Ugh!!! TWATS! NEway NuFF Said.<\/p>\n

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Hmmm…Seems I wrote a load of stuff yesterday then did something daft and lost the bloody lot! After a week working for Hedley Visick (Heating Firm) I’m finding it extremely laid back, which is cool as I don’t handle stress too well, usually end up in a road accident or telling people to poke things […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2537,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/2537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}