{"id":74,"date":"2006-09-07T09:42:44","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T09:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2006-09-07T09:42:44","modified_gmt":"2006-09-07T09:42:44","slug":"74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"The Fact of the Matter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Interesting news? No, not here, sorry, just some old twat going on about apparently sod all. Oh, I start fixing boilers again on Monday, woo&#8230;hoo :-I Hmmmn, well would have some pics and a particularly amusing video of Chain to put here, but unfortunately my camera has been involved in some kind of anal shafting. I could write about all the stuff thats been going on, my plans for the future and what I hope to gain in the coming months, but I&#8217;m not going to. Think I need some kind of inspiration, things have been soooo flat of recent I believe I am actually dead, life is apparently what you make it&#8230;I disagree, it&#8217;s what other people make of it, anyway you need materials to make things.<\/p>\n<p>RIP Steve Irwin, apparently Jimmy Nail has offered to sing Crocodile Shoes at his funeral, Sting&#8217;s performance was turned down as it was felt it would be inappropriate.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/wp-content\/Images\/suncream.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"330\" alt=\"Crikey!\" title=\"Crikey!\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interesting news? No, not here, sorry, just some old twat going on about apparently sod all. Oh, I start fixing boilers again on Monday, woo&#8230;hoo :-I Hmmmn, well would have some pics and a particularly amusing video of Chain to put here, but unfortunately my camera has been involved in some kind of anal shafting. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}