{"id":349,"date":"2009-08-16T08:50:46","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T07:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2009-08-16T08:50:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T07:50:46","slug":"woohoo-sunday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"WooHoo Sunday Morning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lemsworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Images\/sunday_morning.jpg\" align=right hspace=10 width=150 height=190> So its the obligatory Sunday early morning why the hell am I up at this time post! Tomorrow I will drag my arse out of bed weary eyed and yawning, force myself some breakfast before pootling up the road to nod off behind a desk and help fund the Director&#8217;s copious frollicks to exotic destinations satisfying the demand his raucous appetite for personal fulfillment. And yet I am highly alert and functional at 6am today, I am split in the way I feel about it&#8230;<br \/> <br \/>\n1) It gives me some &#8220;me&#8221; time and I know I&#8217;m not wasting away the daylight hours cocooned in a continental quilt.<br \/> <br \/>\n2) Surely if I was able to lie-in I would perform better during the week.<br \/> <br \/>\nThe occasions I do lay in are usually associated with a bender the night before, in which there&#8217;s no point even considering how it will affect me. There is probably a good reason why I am awake now though, I don&#8217;t think it has anything to do with having had enough sleep or busting my neck for a pee, it&#8217;s more likely because I could hardly breathe and didn&#8217;t have my inhaler, on top of sneezing 48 times and accumulating half a forest&#8217;s worth of toilet paper in the bed; It&#8217;s August, my time for Hay Fever. Wouldn&#8217;t it be lovely to be healthy again, now I know what my Parents were going on about during my years of ignorance.<br \/>\nAnyway I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a topic in there somewhere but the house is beginning to awake and my concentration is wavering, I need Ritalin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So its the obligatory Sunday early morning why the hell am I up at this time post! Tomorrow I will drag my arse out of bed weary eyed and yawning, force myself some breakfast before pootling up the road to nod off behind a desk and help fund the Director&#8217;s copious frollicks to exotic destinations [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}