{"id":325,"date":"2009-06-26T13:53:25","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T12:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2009-06-26T13:53:25","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T12:53:25","slug":"mj-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"MJ Dead."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aha, so in a surprisingly good mood this morning! Having been to the hospital with Lisa last night and woken by a thunderstorm early in the morning I woke up feeling like crap. Hay fever seems to be kicking in which is about right, my hay fever is slightly unorthodox in respect that I don&#8217;t suffer as a result of a high pollen count, but come mid July I suffer quite a bit until end of August. So this morning I take this pill to sort it out and I feel great now&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure what it was or whether it was legal but to be honest I don&#8217;t care much. <\/p>\n<p>Michael Jackson songs all over the radio as he is now dead, the jokes have been coming forth all morning, years ago after a tradgedy of sorts, jokes would be spread moreby word of mouth and take longer to mature and people would be more selective and as a result they would be quite well thought out and funny, nowadays with mobile texts and email any idiot can make up a crap joke and forward it to everyone in his address or phonebook who don&#8217;t necessarily have enough of a sense of humour to understand the difference between a good or bad joke, who then forward to all in there contact list and so on with geometrical progression until the very fact that we British are renowned for taking a humourous stance towards catastrophe actually doesn&#8217;t stand true and we all look like a bunch of low life numpties!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aha, so in a surprisingly good mood this morning! Having been to the hospital with Lisa last night and woken by a thunderstorm early in the morning I woke up feeling like crap. Hay fever seems to be kicking in which is about right, my hay fever is slightly unorthodox in respect that I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}