{"id":280,"date":"2008-10-16T20:34:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T20:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=280"},"modified":"2008-10-16T20:34:17","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T20:34:17","slug":"fat-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=280","title":{"rendered":"Fat Bastard."},"content":{"rendered":"

Ok, I am a fat git it is official, weighing in at 105.7 Kilos that’s 16 and a half stone! Even though everyone seems to be saying I don’t look like a Lard Arse my Body Mass Index (BMI) is 30.21, anything between 30 and 39.9 is considered obese. My Ideal weight for my height is between 65 and 85kg… Hmmm, that aint gonna happen. After receiving test results from my last visit to hospital saying I have high cholesterol; high blood pressure along with raised liver enzymes ALT and Gamma G.T. on top of being a bit of a bloater, I thought it might be about time to hit the gym, cut out crap food and find something else to do in my spare time other than getting pissed! So 3 and a half weeks into my mission I’ve put on weight! WTF? I find this a little difficult to understand and if anybody else says to me ‘Well muscle weighs more than fat don’t you know!’ I will push them in front of a bus. Anyway I am tracking my results on a spreadsheet and the current trendline puts me at 20 stone for the new year, if the results become at all interesting I may post them here for no other reason other than to make it seem worthwhile bothering to start it in the first place. So all I can do now is continue as I am and hope for more positive results very soon, time will reveal all. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ok, I am a fat git it is official, weighing in at 105.7 Kilos that’s 16 and a half stone! Even though everyone seems to be saying I don’t look like a Lard Arse my Body Mass Index (BMI) is 30.21, anything between 30 and 39.9 is considered obese. My Ideal weight for my height […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}