{"id":14,"date":"2006-03-28T07:52:50","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T07:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemmy.retro-computers.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2012-08-19T16:39:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T16:39:04","slug":"do-not-try-this-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Try This At Home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, well&#8230;Nothing doing really, watched some tv, which isn&#8217;t a common thing for me if you&#8217;re wondering why I&#8217;m writing it in my Blog? At some later stage in the day I decided to take it upon myself to leap from the stairs, this action was somehow made out to be a bad idea as my left ankle twisted 4 times round my neck! Thus I have difficulty walking now (and swallowing), also didn&#8217;t realise how knackering hopping is! Had a call from Servowarm, still no idea where I am meant to be next week and I think they expected me to use my own vehicle for the first week or two&#8230;I politely explained to them that cycling to Croydon before a days work didn&#8217;t appeal much to me and I think they agreed to organise a company vehicle for Monday&#8230;Yay! So, there you have it, within no time at all I will be firing on all cylinders and ready to kick ass&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, well&#8230;Nothing doing really, watched some tv, which isn&#8217;t a common thing for me if you&#8217;re wondering why I&#8217;m writing it in my Blog? At some later stage in the day I decided to take it upon myself to leap from the stairs, this action was somehow made out to be a bad idea as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/27"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lemsworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}